1. madeofwut:

    casperthefriendlycunt:

    ethyne:

    you’ve probably sat next to a boy in class that’s had a boner before

    they were sitting next to me of course they had a boner 

    Touché

    (via pinotsometimes)

  2. I ACTUALLY HAVE PLANS TONIGHT WHAT


    tequilasometimes is coming over after she’s done with work so she can help me touch up my hair dye and she can meet my new puppy. I’m wine-ing and dining her, too. Classy as fuck. BUT THE MAIN REASON WHY I’M POSTING THIS…

    We’re going to this new bar that everyone and their cousin needs to try- it’s called The Five Bar. It’s on Mass St. It’s attached to Ingredient. It’s TOO. DAMN. HIP. Go there NOW. They have half price martinis on Fridays (main reason why we’re going, to be honest), a huge window so you can people watch, and they always have a really cool band playing. Last time we went, they had a jazz band with a rapper accompanying them. WAY cool. It was more like slam poetry than rap, I can’t explain it. 

    ANYWAY if you’re in the Lawrence area, you should get half priced martinis with me and be classy tonight. I’m even thinking about dressing up- because why not?

    Also might hit up the Jazzhaus afterwards, unsure.  

    poorlittlequeenie:

    thebearqueen:

    nothing-here-go-away:

    wolfstrider:

    thomassawyerismyname:

    mangiemay:

    irvinator1:

    booksarerevolution:

    vegankween:

    1. Those tigers look thin.

    2. Zoos are fucking stupid.

    3. Capturing wild animals and using them for human entertainment is a super shitty thing to do.

    4. This is not cool.

    This is abuse and horrible.  Zoos are prisons.

    Some zoos only take old animals to where they are given an easy life. Their maintenance is funded by people coming into the zoo.

    Those tigers are not thin.

    "Zoos are fucking stupid" wow such science you sold me

    They weren’t captured for this purpose, they probably weren’t captured at all, it’s called rescuing. 

    This is cool.

    This is not abuse, it’s actually exercise if you think about it.

    Zoos are not prisons. Zoos allow us to rescue animals, research them, and protect them from hunters and the dangers that we, as humans, impose on them.

    I’m so done with all the shit about zoos on my fucking dash. 

    Zoos literally save animals every day so why don’t you do your freaking research.

    This comment is perfect^

    Animals come to zoos as a result of 

    • being born captive
    • getting injured in the wild and rescued to live a healthy life in captivity
    • being rescued from black market dealers, private collectors, or the like who decide that they can no longer care for the animals or who had been illegally keeping the animals
    • being in a breeding program to increase their numbers because the animal is endangered in the wild

    If you knew anything about tigers at all, you’d know that they are endangered in the wild due to poaching and hunting. It is of utmost importance that their numbers increase, or they will go extinct within the next fifty years. I don’t know what zoo this is so I don’t know their reputation, but the tigers look healthy, and this tug-of-war is good for them because some animals get stressed in zoos when they are bored. This isn’t solely to entertain zoo guests, it is to give the tigers something fun to do.

    Zoos do not snatch animals from the wild without a good reason. If you want to protest animal captivity, go to SeaWorld and protest the orcas being kept there, they are far too large to belong in such cramped spaces and they are solely kept for entertainment.

    Thank you and good day.

    ALSO ITS NOT LIKE THEY’RE FORCING THE TIGERS TO GRAB THE ROPE, THE TIGER WANTS TO PLAY

    Tigers play just like domestic cats play with each other, this is for the educational benefit of the visitors and the enrichment benefit of the tigers. Also word to the comment above. Tigers are endangered to the point that they cannot repopulate themselves in the wild, they need the help of captive institutions like zoos, where they live carefree lives free of stress and can breed and birth without fear that other predators and mating competitors will come along and eat their cubs.

    Furthermore, these tigers are NOT thin. In fact, one of the ones in the large group looks borderline obese. People who know nothing about animals need to stop talking about animals.

    Boosting the shit out of this because I’m so damn tired of whiney morons (who probably never get outside) bitching about animal’s rights when they really have no fucking clue.

    DO YOUR GODDAMN HOMEWORK.

    (Source: poyzn, via the-almost-doctor)

  3. "What a fucking nerd"

    Me talking about someone I love (via cowprince)

    (via the-almost-doctor)

  4. comickit:

    I’m not badass I’m sadass I cry about everything

    (via sharkxskin)

  5. worldpeaces:

    do you ever just want to hold someone in your arms for about 37 years

    (via sharkxskin)

  6. luaren:

    every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male

    (via sharkxskin)

    My stomach remains quite strong however.

    (Source: margaerypendragons, via sharkxskin)

  7. mydrunkkitchen:

    terrakion:

    policymic:

    Dreamworks is doing something even Pixar hasn’t tried: A black female heroine

    DreamWorks Animation Studios has announced the addition of a black female heroine (gasp!) to its repertoire of white dogs, green ogres, snails, Neanderthals, pandas, white people and Antz. In doing so, it joins an elite club consisting of … well, nobody.

    Not one major Hollywood studio has released a 3D animated feature starring a black character.

    Read more | Follow policymic

    SHES VOICED BY RIHANNA

    READY NOT READY SO READY

  8. iamaneggplant:

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    One of the BEST YouTube comments

    (via mooseandtrenchcoat)